Home Cure For Obsession

I have tried

alcohol gluttony starvation
nicotine sugar chocolate earth tea
herbal pills sleeping waking walking
pacing laughing crying
cognitive therapy
flagellation drugs masturbation
prayer prostration meditation
writing painting screaming ashes
sackcloth self harm

hypnotherapy
oxygen deprivation
begging sobbing pleading
electric shock isolation
talking listening
Dr Phil
a nice cup of tea

Any suggestions?